Tulisa and Emma Rigby in Demons Never Die

The premise of forthcoming Brit-flick Demons Never Die is that a group of kids make a suicide pack – i.e. decide to all kill themselves – but then a murderer starts popping them off one by one.

Well that sounds pretty handy, eh? Save you the bother of topping yourself. A nice little time-saver. A bit like hiring a cleaner because you can’t be arsed to scrape the pizza droppings off your own bed, or a dog-walker because you’re a lazy bastard and the prospect of taking Lord Growlington out for a stroll appeals as much as eating one of those urinal ‘cakes’ – SUCH a misleading name, TRUST US *shudder*.

But, if they were all like "sweet, me first please mister murderer", it would have made a bit of a naff film. So, instead, they turn all ungrateful and decide they don't want to be killed, after all. Jeeez, kids these days - can't they just make up their bloody minds?

They all decide they've actually got something to live for and set out to a) stop this masked killer from exterminating them; b) find out who it is; and, most importantly, c) boost their acting careers.

One of those trying to stay alive is former Hollyoaks heartthrob Emma Rigby.

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